The Office POV
The Office is amazing,
It's the funniest show on TV.
The show is on Thursday nights at 9 PM.
I get to stay up to watch it.
I hate to miss episodes,
Even if I have a DVR,
And can just watch it the next day.
Some jokes on The Office actually take
Effort to understand,
and humor is a sign of intelligence.
Oh My Gosh! I hate the office!
It is a terrible show!
I'd rather watch a cartoon sponge run around.
I always debate about what show is better.
Zak always says that
Many people hate this "stupid sponge."
Most of his good friends love the office,
and hate this sponge.
It doesn't matter though.
The Office is still stupid!
I Am Poem
I am...
The kid that is always hungry.
The one that always hungry.
The annoying kid.
The sports guy.
The "Radio guy"
I am...
"On A Boat,
With my swim trunks
and my flippy floppies."
I am...
The one that loves "The Office."
The one that doesn't miss the new episodes.
The person who despises Spongebob.
I am...
Zak
The Sun
Bouncy Balls
A Baseball
An Orange
The World
A Sphere
A Man Holding A Single Pearl Meatballs
A Jawbreaker
Gumballs
The Moon
A Globe
A 3D Circle
A Golfball
A Marble 1:40 Mrs.Jaros' room, May 7
Doughnut
Ring,
The inside of a toilet paper roll,
A tire,
The opening of a blow gun,
An O,
Basketball Hoop,
An Iris of an eye,
A single side of a venn diagram,
A 2D Bocce Ball,
A hole in a person's shoe,
The moon viewed from earth,
The lense of Harry Potter's glasses.
A Clock, 11:30 AM, My Living Room.
¡The Office!
Every week on NBC,
There is the funniest show, I ever did see.
Jim, Micheal and Dwight,
Their lines are so much fun to recite.
It may only be season five,
but the show is only beginning to thrive.
Dunder Mifflin is surely the best,
This paper company can beat all the rest!
Dunder Mifflin Is Awesome
My Future
I always wonder what my future holds,
Will I be famous, a business man?
Or, like a bad hand in poker, will I fold?
Will I live on the street, collecting cans?
Will I be married and have money?
Will anyone be there for me...
Bein' sweeter than honey?
If I am poor,
I would hate the feeling,
of always needing more...
My soon broke both his legs, but we can't afford to make it healing!
So, my wife is out working, and I'm stuck on the street dealing!
How to keep the roof over our heads,
Keepin' the food on the table,
Worring about the water, food, our beds?
...Or will I be rich?
Shellin' out dollars faster than Nolan Ryan can pitch.
Will I donate to the poor?
Be a hero? Then just make some more?
My Son gets everything, two Al Pakas, four cars
He's travled to New Zealand, China... man... He's gone pretty far;
But he's just a big jerk,
He makes fun of someone, and leaves with a smirk..
Darn!
What one should I do?
I might as well just think it through...
Having no money would be bad... Paying rent, then bein' sad...
No money for food
But being rich would be bad, too
I think I'd turn into a snob with too much cash,
hurtin' peoplpe that need food to chew.
I would be very crued
Zak
All Poems are copyrighted by Zak Kwami Enterprises©™®The Office POV
The Office is amazing,
It's the funniest show on TV.
The show is on Thursday nights at 9 PM.
I get to stay up to watch it.
I hate to miss episodes,
Even if I have a DVR,
And can just watch it the next day.
Some jokes on The Office actually take
Effort to understand,
and humor is a sign of intelligence.
Oh My Gosh! I hate the office!
It is a terrible show!
I'd rather watch a cartoon sponge run around.
I always debate about what show is better.
Zak always says that
Many people hate this "stupid sponge."
Most of his good friends love the office,
and hate this sponge.
It doesn't matter though.
The Office is still stupid!
I Am Poem
I am...
The kid that is always hungry.
The one that always hungry.
The annoying kid.
The sports guy.
The "Radio guy"
I am...
"On A Boat,
With my swim trunks
and my flippy floppies."
I am...
The one that loves "The Office."
The one that doesn't miss the new episodes.
The person who despises Spongebob.
I am...
Zak
The Sun
Bouncy Balls
A Baseball
An Orange
The World
A Sphere
A Man Holding A Single Pearl
Meatballs
A Jawbreaker
Gumballs
The Moon
A Globe
A 3D Circle
A Golfball
A Marble 1:40 Mrs.Jaros' room, May 7
Doughnut
Ring,
The inside of a toilet paper roll,
A tire,
The opening of a blow gun,
An O,
Basketball Hoop,
An Iris of an eye,
A single side of a venn diagram,
A 2D Bocce Ball,
A hole in a person's shoe,
The moon viewed from earth,
The lense of Harry Potter's glasses.
A Clock, 11:30 AM, My Living Room.
¡The Office!
Every week on NBC,
There is the funniest show, I ever did see.
Jim, Micheal and Dwight,
Their lines are so much fun to recite.
It may only be season five,
but the show is only beginning to thrive.
Dunder Mifflin is surely the best,
This paper company can beat all the rest!
My Future
I always wonder what my future holds,
Will I be famous, a business man?
Or, like a bad hand in poker, will I fold?
Will I live on the street, collecting cans?
Will I be married and have money?
Will anyone be there for me...
Bein' sweeter than honey?
If I am poor,
I would hate the feeling,
of always needing more...
My soon broke both his legs, but we can't afford to make it healing!
So, my wife is out working, and I'm stuck on the street dealing!
How to keep the roof over our heads,
Keepin' the food on the table,
Worring about the water, food, our beds?
...Or will I be rich?
Shellin' out dollars faster than Nolan Ryan can pitch.
Will I donate to the poor?
Be a hero? Then just make some more?
My Son gets everything, two Al Pakas, four cars
He's travled to New Zealand, China... man... He's gone pretty far;
But he's just a big jerk,
He makes fun of someone, and leaves with a smirk..
Darn!
What one should I do?
I might as well just think it through...
Having no money would be bad... Paying rent, then bein' sad...
No money for food
But being rich would be bad, too
I think I'd turn into a snob with too much cash,
hurtin' peoplpe that need food to chew.
I would be very crued
I'll stay middle class!